I found two on Thursday. I saw one in the morning when I left for work and made a mental note to pick it up in the evening. That’s when I found the other one. Maybe you tossed the first one on Wednesday as is your usual routine and I just found it on Thursday. Maybe not.
Interestingly I cannot find the specific size you prefer on the internet. This may involve some more legwork on my part – like actually going to the local liquor store and pricing it out. Do you buy in bulk? There isn’t anything on Costco’s site. I can’t imagine you buying a case of this, especially when it seems like you’re in a hurry to get rid of the evidence.
The image is from a Life Magazine print I discovered on Amazon. Sixties advertising at its finest. According to this article on Wikipedia, “vodka” is typically distilled from grain, potatoes, or beets and must be 40% alcohol (80 proof). While we associate vodka with Russia (and the brand name alludes to it), Crown Russe is actually produced by Sazerac in Kentucky.